I'm an Internet professional
The Internet. A network of billions of devices enabling global access to almost any information, allowing near instantaneous communication between any individuals using it. In the early days of my career I receieved many puzzled looks when people asked what I did for a living, but that is no longer the case. The Internet is everywhere and encompasses the totality of human information but for some reason we can only assume has something to do with my professional life, of all the billions of websites available to you on this global network, you ended up here. So since you've arrived on this figurative needle in humanity's largest haystack, I encourage you to read on to learn a little bit about me and my work. Hopefully you'll find it worth your while.